I’m watching Golden Girls, there’s a GIANT pile of unfolded laundry on the couch next to me, and IT IS FREEZING IN THIS HOUSE.
Hi, guys. GREAT NEWS! Tball is over. IT’S OVER. I might have already said that in another blog, but I don’t care. It’s something to celebrate over here.
So let’s take a look at this crazy busy month:
Don’t be creepy and try to figure out where I’m gonna be when I’m gonna be there. I’ll call the cops! NOT TODAY, STALKER.
This month is May. Holy crap, how’d that happen? This year is flying by and it’s been quite the ride already. Someways good, someways bad. However, a week from today is Mother’s Day and I’m nervous. See, I have this thing where I micromanage holidays like that and I remind my husband every 5 seconds that the day is coming up and tell him exactly what I want. And that way when the day actually comes, I got exactly what I wanted and then I wind up pissed off because I basically just bought myself a present. And then poor Charles is like “…. I did exactly what you told me to do….” SO, I’ve not done that this time. *fights anxiety* And yesterday he said, “I ordered your present. So when it comes in the mail, don’t open it.” …. WHAT? SO NOW NOT ONLY DO I NOT KNOW WHAT THIS DAMN THING IS, IT’S GOING TO BE SITTING IN A BOX IN FRONT OF ME? WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?
*breathes dramatically* It’s fine. It’ll all be fine. IT’LL BE FINE.
Pray for me.
I mean… JUST KIDDING, I’M SURE YOU DID GREAT, CHARLES.
Anywhooooo… let’s see what I’m obsessed with this month, shall we?
This Halo Top brand, y’all. So far I’ve liked every one of them but the Birthday Cake. It tasted…chalky? Whatever, man. There are plenty of other flavors. And I may or may not have already eaten half of this one soooo….
And then This Sherry Wine Jam. IT’S DELISH. And Skinny Pop. LISTEN, I LOVE FOOD.
Also, my bible study group has finished Jonah and have moved on to reading and discussing this book:
Unoffendable by Brant Hansen. Probably a book I will need to be reading. I get offended by EVERYTHING. I’m very dramatic. I know this might be shocking for you to hear, BUT THERE IT IS.
And did any of you read last month’s Messy Book Club book: Everything, Everything? [discussion in the comments! (as to not give any spoilers away)]
And this month’s book is one I’ve been looking forward to. It’s the brand new book by the author of The Girl on a Train, Paula Hawkins:
Let’s see… what else? May is going to be filled with a lot around here. Mostly trying to keep my head above water. I’m not over-scheduled by any means, but my brain is. Does that make sense? I feel like my brain has been going a mile a minute in a bad direction and I’m struggling to get myself back above the water I’m drowning in.
Also, I’m blonde now. But I’ll save the update pic until it’s complete on Wednesday. I’m only halfway to the final product!
Alright! Let me know what your month looks like. And discuss Everything, Everything in the comments. I’m curious what y’all thought!