It’s past midnight and I’m not tired like I should be, so I’m reading. My husband is apparently wide awake and full of shenanigans. So basically I’m writing this post so that everyone can see what I have to deal with.
Buckle in, folks.
1. He keeps licking his finger and putting it on my arm and cracking up
2. He keeps giving me the finger and waving it wildly in the air.
3. He keeps telling me to “shhh” while I mind my own business and read quietly.
4. But most of all, he keeps doing this: